Inspector Lohman is dedicated to finding the best of the web, while exposing the worst of the web.

We will rank each find either Best, Worth A Look, or Worst.

Links will be provided for the first two rankings.

For the Worst ranking you will have to find those for yourself, so do not ask for a link.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Inspector Lohman's Worst

In the debut of our Worst of the Web we have:

Diary of a Nudist - This site purports to be a site for information about nudism and naturism but is in fact a site full of lewd and inappropriate photos and items for nudism and naturism. The author of the site also attacks other websites and then accuses those he attacks of attacking him.

Drudge Report - This site by Max has always been irrelevant to the world at large and has only become increasing so to the point even his base is deserting him.


  1. Ha, ha, ha, ha! You wish your smut and hate blogs had 1000th of 1/2 percent of Drudge.
    You sound like Anthony Weiner with his odd names...Carlos Danger and the Mongoose.

  2. On your smut blog you posted about performing oral sex on a horse. Where would you rank that blog?

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  4. Here's something posted back in November 2014 by someone using the name nacktman (isn't that you?). I think it qualifies for "the worst".

    "...... his first sexual experience with a mare was set up by a friend who had access to a Shetland-cross pony:
    My friend was there at the time, and he was holding her head. He didn't have to do that — it's not like we were doing things that she wasn't enjoying — but he was there to protect me. He had his back to me, and he was holding the lead rope to make sure that she was okay and also to prove that I'd actually done it. The sexual experience itself was incredible. To this day it was the best sex I've ever had.
    "But how does he do it?" you might wonder. "Because of the height difference, I mean." Well, here's a tip on getting around that horse/human height difference:
    Now, one of the things that's a problem with horses is the height difference. So, here's a little tip: Use a water bucket to stand on. In the case of the first time with my current mare friend I was sitting with my back to the wall, and she had actually pressed into my face hard enough that I was pinned there performing oral sex.
    On how his relationship with Sexy Knickers is based on more than just sex:
    Five years. I picked her up for $100 because she was going on a meat truck. She's an Arabian. I've never had a relationship with a horse that was as in-depth as the one I have with her. I much enjoy her company; it's really not just about sex. That's something that a lot of people don't understand."

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  6. Here's another of YOUR posts on YOUR blog about a topic you like to post about, as though it's normal. Everyone can see for themselves. It's your post about sex with dogs and pigs, even going as far as describing how dangerous it is to swallow hog semen after giving one oral sex ("the semen forms clumps and can choke you").

    1. Totally agree Veteran. This nacktman guy is sick.

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  8. You may like it, but I think this belongs on your list of Worst:

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  10. And the nation raised up its voice and sang:

    "Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
    Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

    Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
    Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
    Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

    Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
    Let them know
    The Wicked Witch is dead!"